--- start ---

Wah, steady ah
Phua Chu Kang is here to rap ah
Listen ah...

Some say leh, some say lah
Uncle Phua says time to fight SARS
Singaporeans, we have a part to play
To be SARS-free at the end of the day
Wash your hands whenever you can
Wash with soap then at least got hope
When you get home take a bath quickly
Kiasu a bit be safe not SAR-ry
Try not to travel to SARS countries
Wait a few months lah wait and see
Why you rush to catch that plane
Use Internet lah use your brain!
Getting protection from this virus
Means getting healthy inside us
Don't work too much until you're sick
Get exercise and get yourself fit
Good nutrition and vitamins
Help you to pass the immunity challenge
Eat your proteins, carbo and fibre
Then you can be a SAR-vivor

Chorus
[blue]PCK say, don't play play
Or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this, you and me
Help Singapore to be SARS-free[/blue]

I'm a SAR-vivor, not going to ???
I'm a SAR-vivor, I'm going to make it
(Repeat 4X)

Some say leh, some say lah
Spread kaya but don't spread SARS
Singaporeans, we have a part to play
To be SARS-free at the end of the day
If you're sick don't go to work
Even if your boss, ahem, is a jerk
Don't be a hero and continue working
Wait the whole company kena quarantine!
If you're sick see a doctor
See the same one don't be a doc-hopper
Wait at the clinic stay in one spot
Don't spread your germs at the coffee shop
Think you got SARS call 9-9-3
Ambulance will come for free
To check you up at Tan Tock Seng
Where they know about SARS like I know Ah Beng
Hey if you kena home quarantine
Don't go out except in your dreams
Tahan a while and co-operate
Don't give everyone a big headache!

Chorus

SARS SARS baby
Don't kena SARS SARS baby
Use your brain, use your brain, use your brain
[Repeat 2X]

Some say leh, some say lah
Keep the place clean and keep out SARS
Singaporeans, we have a part to play
To be SARS-free at the end of the day
Keep our country clean and green
Because nowadays the germs are mean
Don't leave food for stray dog or cats
Unless you want to keep their germs as pets
Cover your mouth if you cough or sneeze
You think everyone want to catch your disease?
Don't kerk-ptooey all over the place
You might as well kerk-ptooey on my face
Don't put your ??? all over the shop
Think no one use so you don't stop?
Make me sick when people don't care
Eh make you sick when you breathe the air
Even when things are getting better
Don't do things and become a regret-ter
Think SARS is gone...your head ah!
But listen to me and we'll be okay lor.

Chorus

Can't SARS me, cheh ah
One more time, ah...karaoke
Can't SARS me, not bad ah
Lai ah, testing together
Can't SARS me
Don't be shy, ah, don't be shy
Lai...ready...go
Can't SARS me

SARS SARS baby
Don't kena SARS SARS baby
Use your brain, use your brain, use your brain
[Repeat 2X]

"Speech"
This is dedicated to all the doctors, nurses, medical people and other heroes for fighting SARS and other diseases every day. PCK Pte Ltd respect you ah. And if you come to me for renovation ah, wei, give you a special discount - 15% ah! Huh? Okay, kay, lah, 70% lah. Hey, wait, wait, free calendar also I give you! Eh, wait, wait, I also got website leh, ah, don't play play ah. My website is www, erm, ww...ah wait, wait, ww dot, ah got one dot down there I know, www ah got dot ww...aiyah, just dot lah enter w can already lah!


Longkiat this song is better than urs ! XD


wat a great song !

posted : by aarOn